Alberto, al-schmerto

Looks like the first hurricane of the season was a bit of a tempest in a teapot. Instapundit is photoblogging from the area of my alternate HQ, and seems unimpressed by the storm.
Glenn Reynolds says: "[L]ots of noise on cable news and not much underlying substance."

Where's Frank J to defend the honor of Floridians against the evil PuppyBlender when we need him?